The ranks are as follows:
- Chancellor - Road Runner
- Who ever holds this rank is the leader of the club.
- Adviser
- Who ever holds this rank is second-in-command of the club. They are temporarily promoted to Chancellor if the real Chancellor is not present.
- Treasurer - Caveman
- Who ever holds this rank is the keeper of the club's money.
- Mascot - Tsu Monster
- Who ever holds this rank is the mascot of the club. This rank can only be held by an animal.